英语祝福语朋友文案搞笑

1、女子宣言：要坚决打破老公终生制，实行小白脸股份制，引入先生竞争制，推广情人合作制。

2、你美丽动人万人求，一回头孤魂野鬼皱眉头，二回头千年哑巴一声吼，三回头泰森改打乒乓球，四回头杨过爱上李莫愁，五回头和尚从此用飘柔！

3、I wish my dearest friend, from now on, Love River Yongbath ten years to repair the same boat, a hundred years to repair the sleeping together!

4、一年又一年，风风雨雨。妈妈为了我们呕心沥血，请接受我们对您深深感谢和炙热的爱。

5、分手以后，发现自己只能爱一个人在一瞬间，而且渐渐变的自私。

6、We hurried to say goodbye, to their respective distances, no language, no tears, only eternal thoughts and blessings, in each others hearts issued a deep resonance

7、Please forgive me for this time I promise I will not make the same mistake next time Forgive me Ill wait for you next time

8、Wishes to text messages to， want to receive my message friends， your company is thriving live tiger， in the year of the tiger， luxury， daihatsu from ah。

9、你像风一样轻盈，你像水一样温柔，你像月一样浪漫，你像日一样热烈，你像牛一样健壮，你像海一样宽容，总之，一句话：你没有一处像人！

10、当我狠下心扭头离去那一刻，你在我身后无助的哭泣，撕心裂肺的痛楚让我刹那间明白我多么爱你。我转身抱住你：这猪不卖了。

11、Get rid of the confusion in your heart, erase the sadness in your eyes, the new year and the new road, walk, flowers are blooming in front of you

12、我希望结婚戒指是为你而戴的，我已经偷偷存钱存了很久。

13、生命的短暂，却创造了爱的永恒。漂亮女孩，请不要孤芳自赏，敞开你的心扉，接受我的玫瑰。

14、In the past year, we have had a very pleasant cooperation Thank you for your consideration I wish you all the best of happiness

15、恭贺新年，如在咫尺,yourcareergreater

16、大桥虽没有镌刻下你们的姓名，却留下你们辛劳的脚印，祝你以后事业发展顺利。

17、友情在我过去的生活里就象一盏明灯，照彻了我的灵魂，使我的生存有了一点点光彩。

18、Neck twists, buttocks twist, do exercise with me, shake hands, shake feet, sleep early and get up early

19、我用所有的喜悦，为你祈祷，愿你在这一年里平安快乐。

20、既已相遇，何忍分离。愿年年岁岁永相依，朝朝暮暮心相携，柔情似水，佳期如梦。

21、有句话今天再不说就没什么机会了：生日快乐。

22、I hope Santa Claus can put the final exam answers into his bedside socks on Christmas Eve Wish you success in the exam!

23、Knowing you is my joy, leaving you is my pain For the upcoming departure, support for me is the expectation of reunion

24、youallmybestwishesforyourperfecthealthandlastingprosperity，我同夫人向你及你的家人致以节日的问候;sgreetingsandbestwishesfortheNewYear事业发达

25、I like spring flowers, summer trees, autumn twilight, winter snow and everyday you

26、有本事你就照顾好自己，不然就老老实实地让我来照顾你!

27、Go out, wife explain, drink less and eat more vegetables, see the girl do not love, come back joyfully!

28、Marriage is the tomb of love, but dont be sad, everyone will eventually go into the tomb, rest assured, Amen!

29、愚人节自“愚”自乐，不如“愚”你同乐!愿你收入年年有“愚”，心情天天“愚”快，财富“愚”日俱增，好运出乎“愚”想，幸福“愚”味无穷，人生“愚”发风光!

30、Work hard, to more rest。 Listen to music, playing games。 Eat more vegetables and less angry。 If boredom, contact with me。 Weekend comes, wish everything goes well with you！

31、我能感到动地，却不能感动你；我愿祈天求地，祈求快乐幸福永远伴着你。

32、In the arduous journey of life, let us be turned into two beacon lights - shining each other and warming each other

33、妹妹妹妹我爱你，控制不住来找你，一不留意吓到你，晚上做梦梦见你，发誓必须追到你。

34、May your shop be prosperous in the new year

35、生病的滋味很难受，千万要保重身体！放松心情，祝早日出院。

36、Carry on the past and open the road to meet the new years age, carry the golden cup of spring to 10000 households, and keep pace with the times

37、家人團聚的節日裡，不能看到你，我會感到難過。

38、在欢乐时，朋友们会认识我们；在患难时，我们会认识朋友。

39、从别后，忆相逢。几回魂梦与君同。今宵剩把银缸照，犹恐相逢是梦中。

40、工作是枯燥的，赚钱是辛苦的，理想却是远大的，等咱有了钱，喝豆浆吃油条，想沾白糖沾白糖，豆浆买两碗，喝一碗，倒一碗！

41、New year, new year, Spring Festival couplets, fireworks, happy and lively! Send a text message to ask, good luck, BBK!

42、累了就睡觉，醒了就微笑！生活啥滋味，自己放调料；收到我信息，开心笑一笑！祝新春快乐！

43、过去不等未来，没有失败只有暂时停止成功。

44、Friendship needs no clink Friendship needs no gifts Friendship is something we will never forget

45、Together with sweat, keep success Go with laughter and make happiness stay

46、一别之后，两情相牵，三餐乏味，四季无光，五谷不辨，六神无主，七颠八倒，究竟为何？十分相思！百般无奈!

47、闻知小楼今日春风喜，故友成双已是新人郎！愿君幸福美满长长久，如似一江春水永不竭！

48、新的一年，祝福你事业蒸蒸日上，前途无量！大展宏图！财源亨通！好人一生平安！

49、祝您生意红火腾腾起，财运亨通步步高。

50、Sick taste is very uncomfortable Take care of your health Relax and wish to discharge at an early date