英文祝福语朋友搞笑

1、有一种默契，叫我挨骂你顶着；有一种和谐，叫我坐着你站着；有一种情谊，叫我吃肉你喝汤；有一种祝福，叫发短信要你开开心心。

2、一帆风顺：wishyoueverysuccess

3、愿你们的家庭，成为教会复兴的一大力量；也成为社会国家的一大贡献！

4、大河向东流啊，爱我的人儿哪里走啊？今日来征婚，想把你领走；你看我如此痴心，就不要在乎车和楼；我也不在乎你的高矮和胖瘦，只要肯牵手，你往哪走我就跟你往哪走。

5、白天送你一片阳光，给你温暖。

6、If I dont love you, please remind me why I loved you

7、不许哭，连你都是我的了，更别说眼泪了。

8、喜延明月长登户，自有春风奉扫门

9、朋友生日蛋糕祝福搞笑八个字:1我用美好做成蛋糕，我用高兴做成蜡烛，，今日我用祝福为你点上生日的烛光，希望你日子美好，人生高兴。

10、Today is a great day for love to fly I wish the old couple of the world will be united, and the newlyweds are sweet and sweet

11、One day you can come to my mind, and you will see all the sadness you give

12、The gathering is always short, but the difference is long May our hearts be closely followed and never separated

13、Your health concerns everyones mood, so be sure to get better as soon as possible!

14、苹果说：我像人的心。芒果说：我像人的胃。葡萄说：我像人的眼睛。香蕉说：尼玛，我讨厌这个游戏！

15、I was also afraid of time telling the truth, insisting later became jokes

16、Business is like spring shoots, and money is like spring tide生意似春笋，财源如春潮。

17、Send me a sincere blessing, wish you a safer and happier time in the new year, wish you a happy New Year!

18、Take care of yourself when you are sick When you are healthy, please cherish your body

19、我们可以忘记这世间一切，可爱情却是例外的。

20、In the face of goals and confidence, how many times can life be fought? In the face of achievements, the mind is broad-minded and the mainland is connected to Rome

21、愿新年为你带来快乐，友爱和宁静。

22、儿童节快乐，祝你永远保持一颗童真的心！

23、早上好，新的一天又开始了，愿你有个好心情。

24、Spring Festival arrives, eating big meals, drinking less, eating more food, can not reach, stand up, some people respect, play, can not eat, pocket back

25、今天是爱情飞舞的大好日子。祝天下的老夫老妻合合美美，新婚夫妇甜甜蜜蜜。

26、我知道我为什么一直瘦不下来了，因为身体里面装了一个你。

27、I wish you all the same

28、Let this lingering poem ring the bell of happiness May your sister love you forever and grow old together!

29、一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是明白。

30、May everyone be safe, come quickly and move forward in the new day

31、后七戒：一戒吸烟，二戒马上吃水果，三戒放松裤带，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡觉！八戒：记住了吗？

32、Thoughts of you like curling smoke endless, blessings to you like babbling water with a lifetime, I wish a happy New Year!

33、保持一份自信，做最好的自己，宁可高傲地发霉，不要低调地恋爱。

34、Mid-Autumn festival night, express the goddess of the moon will send you a electronic moon cake, I made it full of yearning, wrapped in a genuine feeling, low carbon environmental protection, do not contain additives。 (believe it or not, anyway I had sent。) A happy Mid-Autumn festival！

35、Take this love with your heart, true love

36、WishyouahappyNewYear,allthebest,happyandhappy!

37、祝你们如金风玉露，胜却人间无数！愿你们两情长长又久久，朝朝暮暮爱都有！

38、I wish you both love and love, and grow old together!

39、I like friendship that is far away from me, but my feelings remain unchanged

40、Parting is a bit difficult, but not sad It is a little regrettable, but not pessimistic

41、你的健康我挂牵，大好时光莫辜负，早早康复来聚首，祝朋友早日康复！

42、Tonight Ill sit under the stars and wait May I touch a little meteor and let it record my blessings and land beside you so that you can think of me

43、It's cold, which means winter is coming If you're cold, you know you need to add clothes

44、My brother is getting married today No matter what others do not wish, I am blessing anyway I wish you a happy wedding

45、We had to part and say goodbye softly, with gratitude in our hearts for the deep friendship you have given me

46、Send you this springs first flower, let the infinite fragrance accompany you to spend the four seasons

47、只要你的心是晴的，人生就没有雨天。就像好事情总是发生在那些微笑着的人身上。调整心情，保持微笑，早安。

48、Work is exhausting It is hard to avoid dessert and send you a flower to make your body relaxed and clean

49、早上吃好，午饭吃饱，晚饭吃少。

50、The three great joy of life, my dear sister, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy marriage